Boo!

OK, so AMC is running horror flicks until Halloween, which is awesome. However, after watching the first few installments of the Friday the 13th franchise, I still can't get over how stupid sexually promiscuous teenagers are. Moreover, I can't understand why the powers that be insist on reopening Camp Crystal Lake every 5 years. Like, the parents won't remember? Is overnight camp for slutty teens really that much of a cash-grab?


I mean, can you imagine the letter the admin staff have to send home to the parents of those slaughtered teens?


"Hi there. Sorry to have to tell you this, but your teenager, actually, all of the camp staff, were murdered by a machete-wielding maniac. You might ask yourself "Why did I send my kid to a camp known for housing a machete-wielding maniac?" but I think the real question here is: "why was my teen having unprotected sex in the middle of the woods?" Anyhoo, don't beat yourself up about it.  I'm sure Jason's bloodlust has been satiated for at least one more summer. Who knows, maybe this is the year Jason puts himself out there and gets an account on match.com. As my mother used to say "There's a lid for every pot." Sincerely, your idiot Camp Director. PS, No, we still haven't taken down his shack/shrine in the woods. The guy lost his mother, for chrissakes."


And yes, I do yell at the screen.